We decided that we wanted a condo at the beach in Florida. Apparently we are the ONLY people in America who were not aware that the condo market in THIS ONE STATE has completely bottomed out and when lenders hear you say "Condo" and "Florida" in the same sentence they either scream and hang up on you or laugh hysterically and hang up on you.
Do you know how much hair I have left on my head? NONE! I tore the last of it out yesterday when, yet again, our credit union informed me that nope, we haven't assigned a loan counselor to your application yet (which was filed with them on Monday) and yes, we see right here we told you we'd put a RUSH on it. It seems the word RUSH in credit union-ese means "we'll do it faster than it takes for an ice cube to melt in Siberia."
Just when I thought I was going to have to sic Raven from RuPaul's Drag Race on them (cuz you know there's no meaner bitch in all the world than my beloved Raven), I found a lender who just might work out. In fact, the girl I spoke with practically invited me to her wedding on the beach in Destin, FL in June. Well, not really, but we did bond pretty good.
Isn't she just IN-CRED-DIBBLE?
I'm going to be doing alot of this today and for the foreseeable future:
And some good vibes from my bloggy pals wouldn't hurt, either!
if we pray for you, will you promise to invite us to Destin for some sort of bloggity retro cocktail party?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking to heaven...
Oh you lucky little beach! A condo in Destin, my favorite DESTINation in all of America! A beautiful beach area. I would think you could get a very good deal on anything in Florida right now. Best wishes and think of poor Ninny as you close the deal and, with keys in hand, gleefully step over the threshold to change into your bathing suit and sun hat!
ReplyDeleteLiz (aka NInny)
Sending prayers & a virtual St. Joseph (Patron Saint of Real Estate).
ReplyDeleteI'll have to TwitPic that for you on Twitter.
Is it too early to RSVP for your Beach Party House-warming Party?
Sweet!
ReplyDeleteFingers, toes and anything else is crossed for you (eyes included lol)...
I hope You get it! Then once you do, I will forever refer to you as " Oh you know my friend Christine, the one with the summer home on the coast?!" Fingers and toes are crossed!
ReplyDeleteOh yes I am doing some praying and wishing and hoping for you! It's love-r-ly! I can come anytime for a visit, house warming, party, etc.
ReplyDeleteSmiles...good luck!
Hey Beach, are you going to outfit the whole place with sh*g carpet?? Sandy sh*g would be so awesome. I know you are cleaning up the language because it's almost your birthday! You can't fool me. I love that little praying baby girl by the way. Good luck with the condo. I want you to have it NOW!
ReplyDeletePraying for you and waiting on the invitation to Destin!!
ReplyDeleteConsider the good vibes sent your way!!! Hope you get it!
ReplyDeleteSounds just Beachy! I hope you get it!
ReplyDeleteGood luck! I hope your credit union gets itself in gear soon.
ReplyDeleteWow! Looks beautiful. Sending you lots of good condo karma!
ReplyDeleteWow that is very very sweet. And I just know that it's gonna all work out.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you. Wouldn't that be soooo cool? Lucky you!
ReplyDeleteWow this is serious-enlisting Raven is not a subtle suggestion. My fingers are crossed for you!
ReplyDeleteWhoa--you need that condo! Sending good thoughts your way,Good luck! :)
ReplyDeleteChris, I finally made myself stroll back through your blog to read these details. OMG THAT IS AN ADORABLE CONDO! I want to see more photos. Is it water front? Did you get all of the details worked out? It's yellow! It will be a place of happiness for you and your family AND FRIENDS!
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