Once again, after I said I wasn't going to, I watched "American Pickers" last night.
Even though this one is pretty darn cute, I hate him:
I don't care how cuddly HE is, I hate him too:
And while she has totally awesome eyebrows, I hate her as well:
Now, as far as these people are concerned, they could CARE LESS what some geriatric nut job in Mississippi thinks about them, and to tell you the truth I don't actually HATE them. I'm just so green with envy that it kinda hurts. They drive around in a nice van, walk up to people's houses and get invited into their sheds and barns to look over absolutely incredible amounts of antiques AND THEN THEY BUY STUFF with what seems to be an unlimited amount of money! And then this Darlene person back at HQ in freakin' IOWA for pete's sake finds OTHER places for them to go, as well!
You will have to pardon the rampant capitalization of words and the overabundance of exclamation marks but as you can tell, I'm HOT about this show! And of course, being in the business of finding and reselling junk, of course everyone I meet always asks, "Oh, you must love that show 'American Pickers', huh?"
NO, GOLDANG IT, I HATE AMERICAN PICKERS!!!!!
Imagine my delight, then, when I found this video. Apparently there are still some people left out there who don't take kindly to complete strangers banging on their door and asking if they'll sell their family heirlooms.
It's on tonight, dammit. The History Channel. Eight o'clock Central. I'm doomed.