Cowboy Bill and Billie got back from Paris and it looked like they were headed for Divorce Court. It was bad. Then Bill decided to take the advice of several of you bloggers, hitched the horse up to his covered wagon, plopped Billie in the passenger seat and they headed out for the Wild Blue Yonder. He even brought along a giant brass candlestick with crystal prisms, making Billie think for a quick second that part of the problem with them might be that he's gay but he soon put THOSE thoughts to bed. Literally!
OMG! What are those little thingies? Could they possibly be . . . .????????
Yup! Meet Zeb, Ned and Fred. Cowboy Bill is one happy papa, believe you me!
(And let me tell you something: trying to find a whole acorn in the middle of the summer around these parts is nearly impossible! I practically had to rip them out of the squirrels' paws, who got totally hysterical and were screaming something like "NO! These are the last of the acorns and we will starve to death before Fall! How can you do this to us?!" There was just no explaining that I needed these for a photo shoot. Stupid squirrels.)
Those toys are damn awesome, very sweet and unique. The expressions are priceless.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! How funny, I know a Fred and Ned, and Ned is a character much like yours. Well, they both are lol too hard to explain.
ReplyDeleteThat was some fast preggers and birthin' time, I'll tell you! Rootin' Tootin'...
Triplets!? congratulations!! I realy hope they can work things out for the sake of thier nutty kids ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha Oh that made my day! :)_Hehe "Stupid squirrels" .
ReplyDeleteBWUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteDang, Billie is a fast worker! Three babies already?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the squirrels are planning to storm your house. Be ready.
Triplets well good ole Bill is a straight shooter! Fred, Neb and Zeb are some darn strange looking little babes, but hey parents love em no matter what. Better tell them to watch out for squirrels!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha @ "Fred is gay..." Thank you as ever for the giggles, Mrs.!
ReplyDeletestraight to the young'uns huh? Billie and Bill wasted no time after getting off that Paris soil. I can't quite tell who those little ones take after tho....
ReplyDeleteYou're a riot, Alice!
ReplyDeleteBillie is going to have her hands full taking care of those little nuts. At least they can't run around the house....just sit and scream. Poor Billie. Hope Cowboy gives her a hand in the evening after his cowboy work is done. Perhaps Billie will bring home the bacon and leave Cowboy at home with the younguns.
ReplyDeleteKids? or was the problem that the Ole Cowboy had Three Nuts? If they are kids, are they Miss Billie's, or did they just show up from some previous Prairie Hoe-Dog?, 'cause this is kinda sudden & they really look nothing like Miss Billie...
ReplyDeleteOh my, my Blonde is coming out and I am getting a bit lost in this story line
Obviously my dear readers are unfamiliar with the lightening-fast reproductive cycle of Pipecleaner People, who actually invented the term "wham bam thank you mam".
ReplyDeleteEEEWEEEEE! GLAD I didn't get me no Pipecleaner Man!!
ReplyDeleteLOL@ "Wham bam thank you ma'am!" Whoo wee!!!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhhhhahahaha that was hilarious! I'm wondering how I've never found your blog before tonight!!
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