First off, hello to all the newbies who've joined up for a chance to win the kitty planter (plus other surprise goodies) in the Vintage Christine 100 Follower Celebration Giveaway. If you stick around I can promise more laughs and more fabulous vintage stuff, and I'll be visiting YOUR blogs, too.
Second, there have been some quiet but persistent rumblings questioning the OBVIOUS guilt of Lance The Squirrel in the Baby Melvin murder case. The following recently discovered photograph should definitely dispel ALL DOUBT as to Lance's guiltyness.
This is Miz Chicken's actual house on the night of the crime. Note the Ford Fairlane. NOTE THE CAN OF CASHEWS--THE SAME CASHEWS THAT HAD BEEN REPORTED STOLEN FROM THE DRUGSTORE! C'mon people. Lance is guiltier than when Bill Clinton said he'd never had sex with that woman. Or that woman. Or even THAT woman!
And besides, who in their right mind would think a cat who leaves all this Pyrex alone could EVER murder ANYone? Boo wouldn't hurt a fly, much less mess with my Pyrex.
Because he knows damn well he'd be kittyburger in a hot minute if he did.
Can I have your pyrex? =)
ReplyDeleteMy, my, my...would ya look at all that pyrex! Girl, you got some cookin' to do!
ReplyDeleteLiz
Poor Boo! I am sure he didn't do anything! If he can be good to Pyrex believe me he is innocent!
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was Lance. I think Boo was a victim of circumstance and true love.
ReplyDeleteLove stinks.
Boo is really good at the "Innocent Kitty" face.
ReplyDeleteIt is all way too suspicous. Poor Melvin. may I have a copy of that Melvin RIP We will Miss you pic for my blog?
ReplyDeleteYou are too durn funny!
ReplyDeleteOh but he looks so innocent!
ReplyDeleteknew Boo was innocent...thanks for the laughs...can i enter your giveaway on this post, or must i go back to the previous? *elaine* ps i think you are one of the best things since pickled pyrex {do not like pickled eggs} :o}
ReplyDeleteDang! You're being nice to me, so I guess I'll have to go back and REALLY ask folks to visit your blog. Damn that Lance! Has he been arrested?
ReplyDeleteHave a nice long weekend! We are off to visit friends, so I may be out of touch for a couple of days!
Anna
That darling would never even do a thing wrong I'm sure!
ReplyDeleteHold the grill! That is one innocent sweet little face right there (-:
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that Anna lives on the set of 'The Beverly Hillbillies' and that both the sky and ground are brown in NC haha!:) I also love the look Boo is giving you, Its the same look Felix gives me whenhe jumps up in a chair and says "I wonder if he's gonna yell at me if I get up on the kitchen table" and the answer would be yes.... haha
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