I Heart "I Heart Everything"

Imagine my surprise when the giant snail who delivers my mail oozed up yesterday and left me a nice little package from Amber of I Heart Everything.  Before opening said package, however, I needed to peruse this (after donning my reading glasses, of course):

and thumb through my favorite liberal Evangelical magazine:

and then I was ready to open the package.  Since everyone else had already received theirs (oh wait, the one Amber sent to Outer Mongolia MAY have taken longer to get there than it took to get mine to Mississippi) I kinda knew what was inside, but imagine my surprise when I saw she'd taken special care to send CERTAIN people CERTAIN items!  This girl is just toooooo clever!

She MADE all these stickers and magnets and the card!

I'm actually quite flattered that I received this magnet:

Patriotism and sexual positions always go hand in hand, right?

This magnet portrayed something that we actually owned long ago.  My father loved to use these at cocktail parties at home.  My mother was mortified every time.

They will be a great addition to some of my favorite magnets:

(and of course my "What my daughter would've been like if I'd ever HAD a daughter" magnet):

I'll put them with all the other magnets once I find some room . . .

Thank you so much Amber. And your Tiki Bar-Arcade is the most amazing thing I've seen in ages. You are awesome!!!!!